Joe Concha
Most NFL fans will tell you that the
weekend of the divisional playoffs is better than opening day, better than the conference
championships, and yes, better than the Super Bowl. Four great elimination games spread
out over cold late afternoons and evenings on Saturday and Sunday in January makes this
the best weekend in sports of the year.
And for Hobokenites, many of whom Giant fans, playing the hated Cowboys
made the day almost like an unofficial town holiday. Every bar with large plasmas around
town was so packed you couldn't get a shoehorn in.
The Sunday appetitizer set the tone for what was truly Bizarro Sunday in
the form of Chargers-Colts. What should have been a relatively easy Indy win was suddenly
a close one, and when the Colts scored on a spectacular catch-and-run by Anthony Gonzalez
to go up 24-21, that should have been enough to advance Peyton to the next round for
Colts-Pats IV this decade. After all, Chargers QB Phillip Rivers was out with a knee
injury, the league's leading rusher (Tomlinson) went down as well, and the best tight end
in football (Gates) was nowhere to be found with a busted toe. But somehow a career backup
named Billy Volek and soon-to-be-a-starter-elsewhere RB Michael Turner drove the Bolts an
improbable 78 yards on the road against the defending Super Bowl champs for the go-ahead
score.
No panic by the 10 or so Colts fans at Liberty Bar, not with Peyton
Manning at the controls. But
#18's receivers got a funny case of the drops at the worst
possible time. Dallas Clark's drop on fourth down with about one minute left sealed the
deal, and the depleted Chargers were off to New England as one of the biggest underdogs in
conference championship history (they're getting 15).
Random tangent: Some guys really do only think with their (insert organ
nickname here). Here you had the Colts with the ball down four and about two minutes left,
and as I panned around the bar right before a play, they were some idiots with their backs
to the screens locked in deep conversations with whatever girl was in front of them.
Colts lose? Chargers win? No Pats-Colts mini-Super Bowl next week? Who
cares? But these guys were in a SPORTS BAR and likely wouldn't know who Peyton Manning was
if he fell on them. Hoboken Police should have been called immediately and arrested all
offenders complete with $1000.00 fines.
The main course was finally served up around 4:40 and by this time Liberty
Bar was a sea of blue (it helped that Colts fans who stayed have similar duds to the
Giants). By 5:00 it was already 7-0 Giants after Amani Toomer broke a few tackles and
scored on a nifty 52-yard touchdown. Did this guy find the pool with the rocks from Cocoon
before the playoffs began? He has four touchdowns this postseason and is one of the oldest
guys on the team.
The
place, as you can see, was already going insane. In fact, it's the loudest I've ever heard
Liberty since I moved here back in the 20th Century. There were no Cowboys fans
there...just one schmuck that was wearing an Eagles jersey that was somehow rooting
against both teams (any bad play by either side was met with a sentence that usually ended
in "sucks"). Anyway, the Cowboys came right back, tied the game and eventually
took the lead with a marathon drive (20 plays) that I finished three beers watching right
before halftime. The Giants looked shot, but when the Tea Building's Eli Manning took them
down the field for another score (to Toomer, of course) in only 46 seconds, there was hope
that the second half wasn't going to be the disaster it looked like it would be.
It was about 7:00 PM on a Sunday night, but at this point the drinks were
flowing fast and furious. Shots, pitchers...you name it. And when the talk of a 10-inch
snowstorm coming Hoboken's way that evening, many people figured that they may not have to
go to work, so why not treat Sunday like a Saturday night.
Waking up with a hangover on a January in Monday and looking outside to
see absolutely nothing white in the air or on the ground must have been a bitch, huh?
Anyway, you know the rest: Giants trail 17-14, take the lead again with a
Brandon Jacobs plunge (which I particularly enjoyed since he's on my playoff
touchdowns-only fantasy
team) and Romo, whose girlfriend, Yoko Romo (Jessica Simpson) will
somehow be blamed for everything in Texas including rising oil prices, couldn't get his
Cowboys into the end zone thanks to a suffocating Giants pass rush and backup cornerbacks
like Corey Webster containing Terrell Owens (who looked like he was headed toward suicide
attempt #2 when crying after the game).
Since I'm a Bears fan, I wasn't quite as euphoric as the rest of the bar
when the Giants sealed it late. So the most entertaining part of my day had to be watching
a large, middle-aged man next to me survive 17 heart attacks during this back-and-forth
affair unfolding before him. Sweat, prayers, begging on his knees...he looked like Gekko
at the end of Wall Street when Budd Fox got his revenge. But when it was over, I
commented to a friend that we were witnessing the happiest moment in his life. Kids born?
Wedding Day? First time he was orally pleasured? Oh no...NOTHING compared to watching the
Giants go into Dallas and beat the Cowboys in their first-ever playoff meeting.
As
Bizarro Sunday came to a close and you could actually see the floor at Liberty again, an
Islanders-Senators game popped on the TVs. This made me depressed for a moment as I was
seeing my sports future for the rest of the winter. Bad Knick games, disappointing Net
games, college basketball all day on Saturday and Sunday...ugh. At least the Devils are on
fire, but the NHL is impossible to really get into until the playoffs begin in April.
So one more Sunday of two games remains with Chargers-Pats at 3:00 PM and
Giants-Packers (where the high temp in Green Bay is forecasted to be 9 degrees) at 6:30.
Doesn't matter where you go in Hoboken on January 20th...just make sure you use a sick day
on Monday if they actually win.
Joe Concha is Realhoboken.com's Senior Writer and used his first sick
day of the year on Monday. Email questions or comments to joeconcha@yahoo.com.