Machete Review
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Machete: the Marvelous Machete

If you often find yourself in dense jungles, in tangled masses of undergrowth, you know about the machete. It is your best friend. There isn't anything, anywhere that can compare to the marvelous machete.

Roughly described, a machete is a very long, heavy knife. It's made in varying sizes and designs. A very popular blade size is one that is usually 18" in length, 2 and a quarter inches in width and just a few millimeters thick. They're not too short and have good weight on them.

In third world countries, the machete is often as valuable as a sharp knife. It's actually used as a knife, a cleaver, a splitter, even a butcher's knife to mention a few. You'd be hard pressed to find a household without one. When it isn't being abused as a weapon, it is truly amazing.

Just in case you're not sure, the swing when using a machete is very simple. Bring your arm up to just beside or behind your ear. Your elbow should be sticking outwards and to the side at shoulder level. Your forearm should be on the same line as where you want the machete to land. This can be a temporary guide until you've got a good handle on it. Bring your arm down forcefully and do a snap as you chop. The point of contact on your machete should be midway along the blade length. Please, firmly warn any person following you to stay at least 10 feet behind you. (Just imagine!) The tip should never be used as part of a chop. It's usually only used for piercing, poking, jabbing or as an extension of your hand.

There are recommended swings for distinct types of targets when clearing a trail through a jungle.

ª Succulent or frail vegetation can be smacked away by cutting sideways or by swiping upwards. Most of the time, you can just duck or pivot and save your energy for the tough stuff.

ª If you're cutting tall grass, reeds or anything similar in structure, cut downward at a 45 degree angle. This should be done at waist level to avoid hunching over. If the vegetation is towering, you might decide to just cleave your way through using your arms.

ª If you're cutting tough rubbery vines, try to avoid swinging away at them. Use your free hand to gather as much as possible and then chop at an angle a foot in front of your hand holding the vines. This way, you won't have to hack three times to sever one vine. Some jobs just aren't easy.

ª Long branches that cross your path should be lopped off from the topside of each branch. Again, use a 45 degree angle from the branch surface.

ª When you come up on very slim tree trunks or really sturdy bushes, you'll need to make a judgment call. You'll need to decide on whether you should exert the energy to remove it or whether you should just go around it, under it or over it. When in doubt, and even if the doubts are frequent, pass them by.

When you're in a dense jungle, and you've got a long way to go, your champion is a machete. It cuts just about anything. And if you haven't gotten clear when approaching dusk, your machete can cut and shape wood, help to make twine for you to quickly build a temporary shelter. It'll cut firewood. It'll cut fruits, nuts and even enable you to catch wild game, if you're able. It can even help you to fish, if you'd like. The possibilities are many.

If I ever had to coordinate a survival gear package, the machete would be a guaranteed inclusion. It's difficult to think of another tool that could do as many things for you in the situations which call for it. When you're hemmed in by tangled undergrowth for as far as your eye can see, there isn't anything that can surpass the efficiency of the marvelous machete. Just you believe it.

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